This Is What LGBT Groups Like To Do

Some people around town seem to view our towing company as their own personal taxi service. This means that we get some strange calls sometimes, but one of my most memorable calls was the guy that kept calling me and asking me to tow his car home with him inside it because he was too drunk to drive. Where was he calling from? His work. I guess he must have an awfully hard job. He calls nearly every day. Lucky us.